Artist: Boofunk MC's
Album: 
Song:   Fake Ass
Typed by: mcjaykrish@hotmail.com

CHORUS:
Let's go MC's let's hit the street,
matchin my rhymes to this tight beat,
it's all i need to prove deceit,
my lyrics can knock you off yo seat,
You wanna return where's your receipt?

Saw you sittin on the corner schemin like a crackfiend,
you'll do anything for a simple jolt of nicotine,
step back girl i think you need some oxygen,
why do you want to start the paradox again?
You stopped makin sense after you started trippin shit,
waitin for the next chance for a (angry?) lyric hit,
I can see you stutter and know you'll start talkin,
but I can tell you fake so baby start walkin.
I'm the lyrical master straight out of 3d,
I get the respect for the ability,
to get y'all movin and thinkin makin a plan,
if you don't listen to me you be a telepathic fan,
reading my mind and seein inspiration
stop pushin up on me and hold me a conversation,
I love you for your mind girl, it ain't the skirt,
Don't get me wrong i don't mind if we flirt,
As long as it's clear where we stand in life,
Don't wanna turn my back just to receive the knife,
if you're plannin to ditch me then do it now fool,
But stick with me if you want to see it all through,
Influential, sacrifical landscape
why you care about how much a man make,

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If you give it a try girl i'll meet you halfway
Don't just let us go let's try and parlay,
Way back in '89 i was just a little child,
I wasn't a thug then and i think my words was mild,
It's only the 0-1 and I know i found my way,
Took me long enough but i know now what to say,
Takin my preachin to the mic to share it all with ya,
Throw you a curve like a baseball pitcha,
Flip you upside down faster then the monkey bars,
I hope you don't only care about cars,
money and diamonds and furs and shoes,
You may have your girls but I got the crew
Don't expect me to leave them even if you want then,
they've had my back time and time and time again,
If you want in then we goin for the gold,
Our love is true not something that is sold
Don't seperate the heart and mind no sir,
baby seeing you just brings them closer,
The long wait is over, got nothing left to fear,
As long as you stay true I'll keep you every year.

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